I go by many names.
The Greeks, they call me Luna, the Romans, they call me Selene and the Egyptians they call me Iah but my mate Jeff, he just calls me floating white piece of shit!
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Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this



Track: Farquaad is Love, Farquaad is Life
Artist: Vampyre-Potter
Album: Dramatic Readings and Such

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"Shrek is love, Shrek is life" from the father’s point of view

gaytiers:

as far as comments on calliborns page goes we’ve got the people who cant believe it

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the chick who wont shut up about caliborn being her boyfriend

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these people

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the fanart

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the people calling caliborn their lord

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and the people who dont know whats going on

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boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

firstgingerdoctor:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
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guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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Omg

It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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terezipyroope:

"not everything has to be gay"

not everything has to be straight either but that doesn’t stop 99% of media

drfanfare:

fuschiabloodz:

thatoneinternetfreak:

doublecaptor:

Does she have any idea…?

Oh no you poor soul. She just made a horrible mistake.

No one tell them

I AM DYING HERE

paperseverywhere:

*suddenly concerned for John Egbert*